If you know me, you’ll know that things rarely go smoothly.

I was surprised to be on a Jetstar flight that was leaving on time. Turn off my phone, close my eyes and wait for take off.
We spent a whole 30 seconds in the air before they came back to land. “We are experiencing serious technical difficulties with this aircraft, everyone will need to disembark after we return to the gate.”
Initially it was going to be a 30 minute delay, so that engineers can check the engine bay, but they changed their minds and made the delay 1 hour. So I’m at McDonalds, killing time. Not too pleased with Jetstar this time around.